"If it's the ultimate game, how come they're playing it again next year?" -VI | Cowboys RB Duane Thomas






(On players' favorite pre-game nocturnal activity)
"I never really understood the strip-joint thing. Why go to a place and get all excited and then have a hard time walking out?"-XXXV | Ravens DT Tony Siragusa




(On Miami)
"I'll be glad to leave here. I feel like eating palm trees. I don't like this place. It's for people with arthritis. They come here to play golf and to die." -X | Steelers DT Ernie Holmes




"We're going to win on Sunday. I guarantee it." -III | Jets QB Joe Namath






"Pump it in there, baby. Just keep matriculating the ball down the field, boys."-IV | Chiefs head coach Hank Stram




(On Steelers QB Terry Bradshaw)
"I didn't say he couldn't play, just that he couldn't spell."- XIII | Cowboys LB Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson




(After hearing that Redskins OG Russ Grimm had said that he would run over his own mother to win the Super Bowl)
"I'd run over Russ Grimm's mother to win the Super Bowl, too."-XVIII | Raiders LB Matt Millen




(On why he stayed out all night partying in New Orleans after he forbade his teammates to do so)
"That's why I was out in the streets. To make sure no one else was." -XV | Raiders DE John Matuszak




(When asked if he would rather play the game in Los Angeles or Miami)
"I'll play anywhere for $15,000." -II | Packers CB Herb Adderly